Chad's All-Purpose Survival Kit

Since I haven't been doing much the past couple of days, I decided to design a neat survival kit. I think I might make a few and sell them, if people show an interest.
Here it is:

Compact Watertight Case (Pelican)
1.Mini Leatherman
2.small full-tang knife
3.100' 15 lb mono-filament
4.2 steel leaders
5.hooks, 2L, 2S
6.sinkers
7.2 brass swivels
8.compass
9.pencil
10.waterproof paper
11.firestarter/water-proof matches/lighter
12.occlusive dressings (not only a bandage, but will make a very long-lasting candle
13.12' 20 ga wire
14.water purification tabs/dehydration salts
15.sewing kit
16.razor (scalpel)
17.2 condoms, non-lube (for carrying water, get your mind outta da gutter)
18.finger saw
19.whistle
20.survival mirror
21.magnifying glass
22.band-aids
23.betadine
24.alcohol preps
25.small soap bar
26.100 mile an hour tape
27.sun block
28.eye ointment
29.neosporin
30.tweezers
31.sinus meds
32.immodium
33.cipro
34.penicillin
35.space blanket
36.550 cord
37.boullion
38.candy, to give jody when you make it back home.

I can get all this stuff into a really compact case, I also am designing a much smaller one, about the size of an altoids can that you can carry on your person.

BUT WAIT!!! THAT"S NOT ALL!
I have entered negotiations with Motorola/Nikon/Verizon/Sony for LCD technology, Wi-fi, Hi-Res imaging, cellular, and personal gaming.