Public Service Announcement From Alpha M.A.T.

If you attended Prarie State College, drove a Kia Sephia, and were the victim of vehicle theft, your days of suffering are over. The brave young men of Alpha Military Advisory Team have scoured the earth, and located your ride in Baghdad, Iraq. Of course, you will have to arrange to have it transported back to your home, but we will be glad to escort you to it!